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Words We Need in the Dictionary
Unearth a riveting roster of words that absolutely demand to be included in the dictionary. This article dives into some wacky and wild words that have popped up in our constantly changing language.
From cool lingo to obscure gibberish, these words showcase the richness and creativity of human communication.
Get ready to impress your friends and confuse your enemies with these fancy schmancy words. It’s time to level up your lexicon and show off your linguistic prowess.
Come on, don’t be a language snob! Let’s add these words to our vocab and make English great again. Who knows, maybe in the future we’ll be speaking a whole new language called “Inclusionese”.
Sending messages through instant messaging in rapidly sequential intervals.
A process of “learning or discovering” something that makes you feel dumber.
A mixture of dirt and snot that results when you blow your nose after camping or being at a festival.
Acting like you’re embarrassed when you’re really not.
When ypu’rw unsble to type withpyt repeatdly making misttakes; Lakcing ohysixal or mentall kwyboard cooordnatio.
A word to describe a person who is self-centered and only has knowledge of himself/herself.
A crazy, manifesto-writing douchebro who thinks he’s the unsung, world-saving genius we all so desperately need.
To speak intimately sexual with your partner or cyber soulmate online, or in a text message. Either online with an instant messenger, or using a text message system on your cell phone.
The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.
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This is when you accidentally found yourself in someone else’s bed usually the day after you party hard.
When someone thinks they’re well-liked and well-received, but in reality they’re unpopular.
The package at the door that you forgot you ordered. The package left for a person with Amazonesia.
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When the tramps in your neighborhood get drunk or rowdy and start making a scene.
Someone who is self-sufficient and efficient in taking selfies. A selfie pro.
When you eat something and it tastes like something else.
A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is explained or otherwise elaborated upon. In short, small talks. Typically occurs when you’re talking to your epiphanot friends.
In conversation, straying to the conversation into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, writing, pole dancing) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgment of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.
Going out alone. Example, seeing a movie by yourself or going to a restaurant alone.
Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
A period of time when a stoner is not partaking in drug use. Usually court mandated.
When a man explains something to a woman in a patronizing tone as if the woman is too emotional and illogical to understand.
Worth putting into instagram. Picture-perfect.
The cocoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep you warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.
A slang term for Instagram referring to the app’s magical power of turning very average looking girls into babes with the use of heavy filtering, coloring, and focusing.
When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
When you have a headache before a night of epic drinking. It’s been compared to prophecy as it predicts that the alcohol consumption will be so legendary it already has ramifications.
An idea that at first seems like an amazing discernment but later turns out to be pointless, boring, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. It mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
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Platonic cuddle-hugging. acceptable with semi-random strangers or best friends.
The clean pile of clothes that accumulates on the floor due to compulsively changing your outfit.
Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Shamelessly says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he’s wrong—a dumbass.
The guy you date while you’re on a break with your boyfriend.
When you haven’t eaten in a while, and then you become really angry/mad. That’s why it’s “hangry”- hungry + angry.
The Euphoric sensation you get from hearing amazing music. Can also be used to describe the feeling you get from hearing a sexy/awesome voice. To have an intense emotional reaction to a piece of music. Ex: #TomEllisBritishAccent
Someone who irritationally believes he’s always right.
A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.
When you get to where you intended to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours and is the cause of much frustration.
a condition affecting your mates on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help
Someone who is riding with you while you’re driving
Being stupid in love; doing stupid things because of love.
The art of discovering something that isn’t new. It is when white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for some time.
That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.
A word that is a combination between “confused” and “puzzled” that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up.
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The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If you don’t have a chair, then you can use the floor instead and call it floordrobe.
When the male to female ratio is skewed and one man gets more female attention than he can handle.
An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
The condition one acquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip, or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet ALWAYS does the complete opposite of what you told them to do. Ex: Your friend who can’t dump their toxic boyfriend/girlfriend.
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Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch. Ex: Karen
When you remember something happening in a more favorable and fantastic way than it really did.
A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.
When you’ve known your bros for so long, they become an extension of your family.
Useless hastags by #asstagger.
Ex: #CarrotSaladCake
