54 Words That Should Be Added to the Dictionary

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Hyperventilating
Sending messages through instant messaging in rapidly sequential intervals.
Unlightening
A process of “learning or discovering” something that makes you feel dumber.
Snoot
A mixture of dirt and snot that results when you blow your nose after camping or being at a festival.
Unbarrassed
Acting like you’re embarrassed when you’re really not.
Unkeyboardinated
When ypu’rw unsble to type withpyt repeatdly making misttakes; Lakcing ohysixal or mentall kwyboard cooordnatio.
Youniverse
A word to describe a person who is self-centered and only has knowledge of himself/herself.
Unibro
A crazy, manifesto-writing douchebro who thinks he’s the unsung, world-saving genius we all so desperately need.
Textual
To speak intimately sexual with your partner or cyber soulmate online, or in a text message. Either online with an instant messenger, or using a text message system on your cell phone.
Textpectation
The anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.

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Sexcident
This is when you accidentally found yourself in someone else’s bed usually the day after you party hard.
Nopular
When someone thinks they’re well-liked and well-received, but in reality they’re unpopular.
Preznat
The package at the door that you forgot you ordered. The package left for a person with Amazonesia.

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Trampage
When the tramps in your neighborhood get drunk or rowdy and start making a scene.
Selfician
Someone who is self-sufficient and efficient in taking selfies. A selfie pro.
Nomonym
When you eat something and it tastes like something else.
Nonversation
A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is explained or otherwise elaborated upon. In short, small talks. Typically occurs when you’re talking to your epiphanot friends.
Nerdjacking
In conversation, straying to the conversation into extreme and/or unnecessary detail about one’s passion (music, writing, pole dancing) to an otherwise uninitiated layperson, without awareness or acknowledgment of the listener’s rapidly waning interest or lack of understanding of the subject at hand.
Masturdating
Going out alone. Example, seeing a movie by yourself or going to a restaurant alone.
Hiberdating
Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Highatus
A period of time when a stoner is not partaking in drug use. Usually court mandated.
Mansplaining
When a man explains something to a woman in a patronizing tone as if the woman is too emotional and illogical to understand.
Instagrammable
Worth putting into instagram. Picture-perfect.
Internest
The cocoon of blankets, pillows, duvets, and comfy things you gather around yourself to keep you warm whilst spending long amounts of time on the internet.
Instaglam
A slang term for Instagram referring to the app’s magical power of turning very average looking girls into babes with the use of heavy filtering, coloring, and focusing.
Dudevorce
When two male best friends officially end their friendship over a lame disagreement, usually concerning a girl.
Hangunder
When you have a headache before a night of epic drinking. It’s been compared to prophecy as it predicts that the alcohol consumption will be so legendary it already has ramifications.
Epiphanot
An idea that at first seems like an amazing discernment but later turns out to be pointless, boring, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. It mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

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Huggling
Platonic cuddle-hugging. acceptable with semi-random strangers or best friends.
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Floordrobe
The clean pile of clothes that accumulates on the floor due to compulsively changing your outfit.
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Errorist
Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes. Shamelessly says stuff he believes is true, but anyone with common sense can see he’s wrong—a dumbass.
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Interdude
The guy you date while you’re on a break with your boyfriend.
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Hangry
When you haven’t eaten in a while, and then you become really angry/mad. That’s why it’s “hangry”- hungry + angry.
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Eargasm
The Euphoric sensation you get from hearing amazing music. Can also be used to describe the feeling you get from hearing a sexy/awesome voice. To have an intense emotional reaction to a piece of music. Ex: #TomEllisBritishAccent
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Irrightional
Someone who irritationally believes he’s always right.
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Doppelbanger
A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related.
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Destinesia
When you get to where you intended to go, you forget why you were going there in the first place. Not to be confused with being stoned, destinesia often occurs during working hours and is the cause of much frustration.
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Carcolepsy
a condition affecting your mates on a trip who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving, providing no company or driving help
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Nagivate
Someone who is riding with you while you’re driving
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Cupidity
Being stupid in love; doing stupid things because of love.
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Columbusing
The art of discovering something that isn’t new. It is when white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for some time.
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Afterclap
That last person/people who keep(s) clapping after everyone else has stopped.
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Confuzzled
A word that is a combination between “confused” and “puzzled” that every middle school aged kid claims to have made up.

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Chairdrobe
The art of piling clothes on a chair to be used in place of a closet or dresser. If you don’t have a chair, then you can use the floor instead and call it floordrobe.
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Cockflocking
When the male to female ratio is skewed and one man gets more female attention than he can handle.
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Cellfish
An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude or inconsiderate of other people.
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Amazonesia
The condition one acquires when they order so much stuff from Amazon on a daily basis they know they have ordered something but have no idea what it is when it arrives.
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Bedgasm
A feeling of complete and utter euphoria peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip, or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
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Askhole
A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet ALWAYS does the complete opposite of what you told them to do. Ex: Your friend who can’t dump their toxic boyfriend/girlfriend.

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Ambitchous
Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch. Ex: Karen
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Memorasy
When you remember something happening in a more favorable and fantastic way than it really did.
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Beerboarding
A controversial process of extracting otherwise-secret information from a friend or co-worker by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their control on their tongue.
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Braternal
When you’ve known your bros for so long, they become an extension of your family.
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#Asstag
Useless hastags by #asstagger.

Ex: #CarrotSaladCake

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